Living Dead Dolls

Damien
Living Dead Dolls Series 1
Date of death: 2/29/1972

Poem on coffin:
This little boy has a trick
Up his sleeve.
At least one slingshot
And three books to read bleed.

Death Certificate:
And then there was Damien
with a soul as empty as his eyes,
This wee little lad pronounced D.O.A. (Dead On Arrival), was already dead inside.

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Sybil:
Living Dead Dolls Series 4
Date of death: 12/21/1978 at 7:41am

Poem on coffin:
Strapped in a straight jacket
with a collar and chain.
Pray that this is enough
to keep Sybil restrained.

Death Certificate:
Locked away forever insane,
The doctors came and removed her brain.
She died on the table by morning light,
Now in search of a mind she wanders the night.

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Lulu:
Living Dead Dolls Series 4
Date of death: 8/17/1978 at 6:25am

Poem on coffin:
With a broken leg
And roller skates,
She wants to be
Your new playmate.

Death Certificate:
She skated towards the concrete stairs,
Hearing the many shouted dares.
Then she tumbled straight to Hell,
Into her own little grave our dear Lulu fell.

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Bride of Valentine:
Living Dead Dolls Series 3
Date of death: 2/14/1929 at 10:30am

Poem on coffin:
She holds for you
In her hand,
A broken heart
That has been damned.

Death Certificate:
This cold unloved bride
Was stitched together with spare parts.
The only thing they left out of her
Was a warm, still beating heart.

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Sheena:
Living Dead Dolls Series 3
Date of death: 4/15/2001 at 2:40pm

Poem on coffin:
Risen from the ashes
Of a furious sound,
This little one
Will always remain underground.

Death Certificate:
Diving off the stage,
Sheena landed on her head.
She has risen from the grave,
Because punk's not dead.

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Lilith:
Living Dead Dolls Series 3
Date of death: 12/27/1476 at 3:34pm

Poem on coffin:
Only a stake or sun
Will kill this beast.
For on your blood
She will feast.

Death Certificate:
Lilith loved all things goth,
Which forced her way into eternal sloth.
Now she's damned to wake each night,
To feast on blood till morning light.

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Lottie:
Living Dead Dolls Series 3
Date of death: 2/11/1963 at 9:13am

Poem on coffin:
She comes with an umbrella To help keep out the sun.
Now that everything is dark,
Her playtime has begun.

Death Certificate:
Lottie ate a pound of aspirin
That went straight to her head.
She pretended they were sweets
Instead of treats for the dead.

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Schitzo:
Living Dead Dolls Series 3
Date of death: 11/13/1923 at 12:01.am

Poem on coffin:
He'll hand out balloons,
Then lop off your head.
He's playful and witty,
And also quite dead.

Death Certificate:
On the midway of Hell
Schitzo died of laughter.
Now he turns each show
Into a bloody disaster.

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Vincent Vaude:
Living Dead Dolls Series 5
Date of death: 10/31/1926 at 1:26pm

Poem on coffin:
Cast - Dahlia
Play - Series 5
Director - Ed Long & Damien Glonek
Scene - He dreamed of performing on the grand old stage,
An amazing escape artist of a tender young age.
So small Vincent Vaude locked himself in a trunk,
By the time someone found him his body sure stunk.

Death Certificate:
Name of Deceased - Vincent Vaude
Last Occupation - Escape Artist
Cause of Death - Suffocation

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Product availability: Laid to rest
Mein Vincent ist eine Special Version (Black&White Version), er trägt andere Sachen und hat keinen schwarzen, sondern einen silbernen Sarg.

Grace of the Grave:
Living Dead Dolls Series 8
Date of death: October of 1347

Poem on coffin:
She comes with the plague,
And also rotten flesh.
She's been dead a long time,
But her sores are still fresh.

Death Certificate:
Grace of the grave is said to wander,
And made many on a cold night ponder...
If some dolls die, and then come back,
Do they find in death, what in life they lacked?

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Angus Littlrot:
Living Dead Dolls Series 8
Date of death: 4/11/1890 at 12:29pm

Poem on coffin:
What was it that resurrected him is unknown, But at the stroke of midnight his face shall not be shown. Be fair warned if you must have a look, You risk getting mauled by Litilrot's hook!

Death Certificate:
A stranger said to Angus, "Do you want some candy?" "Why thank you kind sir," replied Angus, "that would be dandy." But when he reached down into the dark box Angus hesitated, "Come, come now, your treat is free and sweet," the stranger debated. "To pass up such an opportunity would classify you a chump!" Angus couldn't resist, drove in his fist and pulled back a bloody stump! Euphorically light headed he gasped his last breath, And our poor little Angus Litilrot sat there and bled to death.

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Angus was released with 3 different head variants. Remove the sack to unveil which version you own.
Bei Angus wusste man nicht, welche Version man bekommt, denn er hat einen Sack über dem Kopf. Es gab drei verschiedene Gesichter, zwei mit geschlossenem Mund und eine seltene *Gore*-Version. Ich hatte das Riesenglück, genau diese zu erwischen, mein Angus hat drei Augen, ein umgedrehtes Kreuz auf der Stirn und einen aufgerissenen Mund.

Misery:
Living Dead Dolls Exclusives
Misery was a Hot Topic exclusive
Date of death: 10/5/1970

Poem on coffin:
Misery was alone, which he hated to be
Until he found Tragedy.
Now he follows where ever she may be,
For Misery loves company.

Death Certificate:
Misery's face has been wrecked and torn.
Vengeance on all is what he has sworn.
Stealing your souls like sheep he must fleece
Is the only way he will rest in peace.

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Product availability: Laid to rest